[And we're not talking about dancing...]

SDC have chartered a new 'swingers' sailing aboard Azamara Quest.

It departs on 16 May 2013 from Barcelona, calling in at Valencia, Ibiza, Palma de Mallorca, Marseille, Cannes and Nice.

Entertainment includes "erotic themed parties" to "arouse the senses" 

Isn't that the Looking Glass lounge? I'll say no more...

Fares start from $1,799 per person.